Tell Your Sister, You Were Riiiiight...

Just goes to show that I'm not the only one who's right all the time. I should really give you guys more credit. What can I say? You know me better than I know myself sometimes. But really I think the other 24% shines through that anthracite lump in my chest cavity most of the time. I'm the kind you don't expect to shoot up his place of work, I guess.

You Are 76% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

Know What? Fuck It.

It's really none of your business, so why should I thrust it upon you? I mean, seriously...what the fuck was I thinking?

I know I said I'd slice myself open, reveal the hamster that drives this machine, and wax emotional about the whole Mike and Amber thing. but you know what? Fuck it. That was none of my business in the first place, and it felt shitty that Amber decided to involve me. And that's about all I'm going to allow the internet to know about it.

That was the phone call I "had" to make, but decided to just say FUCK IT and not to.

But I did learn something from the whole Episode That Wasn't. I learned something about myself. I found the one thing that has been and will remain consistent with me until the sun goes nova and blasts the universe to electrons. And I'm not telling you what it is. Sorry. This one's for me. Maybe I'll talk about it some day. Maybe. Maybe not. Either way, it's pretty cool.

And really, it's none of your business anyway.

A Psudo Update

I'm sorry, you guys. I know I've been lax on the updates. The thing is, me and Words aren't exactly getting along these days. I can't say one thing without wanting to say all things. Right now there are too many thoughts crowding around my brain and my fingers just can't keep up.

On the corporeal side - not a whole lot is going on. Moved in with Jesse, for the most part. Things are going well so far. Working on graduating. Not so sure about finding a job. I’ll spill my guts on that later, other more pressing issues are on my mind at this time.

On the emotional side - heavy shit. If you're one of the few people I haven't told yet, Amber is dating Mike now. Yes, Mike Hannarhan. I'll be posting my thoughts on the whole thing soon enough. But for now, I'm not going to say anything other than I love both of them very much and in no way feel betrayed or anything like that. Hell, I'm as happy as I can be for them. I am upset because of it, but not for the reason you may think. I've spoken with a few of you about it, so maybe you know...but there's more to tell. But before I get into that, I have a phone call to make.

I have a feeling that Words and I are going to work things out. We just need a little time.

Until we meet again.