I Put On a Good Show

So, at that party I mentioned, Kelly says to me, "Chuck, you're a cool guy." Bullshit. I just put on a good show. And that's what I said.

Self-deprecation, folks. I'm great at it. Know why? Kuz I'm so fucking humble? No. Because I don't give a shit what people think of me, which is so bizarre when you take into account how goddam shy I am. Ain't that just weird? How the hell did I ever make friends in the first place? Oh right, high school. Things were easier then.

Or were they?

Watch this space for future ponderings.